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"I could cum up
with stories and
personal thoughts
all day long about
Tecmo Super Bowl.
When I think about
TSB, it takes
me back to elementary
school. Back to
a time when things
were so much simpler.
An average day
would go something
like this:
- Wake up, get
in a game of TSB before
I road my bike to
school.
- Get to school,
play some mud football,
then during the other
nine recesses play wiffleball.
- During class I'd daydream about being
home playing TSB or
Baseball Stars.
- Then
when I actually got
home, I'd do just
that, play TSB and
Baseball stars. I'd
also play some random
made up games around
the house before my
Mom made me complete
my ten minutes of
nightly homework.
- Once my homework was
done, I'd play more
TSB, Baseball Stars
and made up games
until it was time
for bed.
The next
morning, I'd repeat
the process. Man,
I was one cool cat.
Sometimes I wish I
was that age again.
As often as I can,
I do jack shit all
day and play TSB.
I love TSB. Some of my earliest known boners resulted from TSB."
--Scott Carmichael